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Falling Sands Falling Sands

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very fun and great and bla bla bla

The only thing I could think of to make this better is sound. Like, the sounds of C4 and fire and likewise and such as. Or something, cause pure silence isn't doing it.


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The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ugh, so close to great

Really a fantastic game except for:
Guns are...impotent. Really, they're not worth it. Too loud, suck up too many points, and cause....
Lag. I've died simply because the inventory wouldn't open and I couldn't heal myself. That's one of many instances of bs lag.

GLITCHES.
At the end of the game, during the docks run, my "companion" just straight up stopped shooting. He followed, but just couldn't seem to be bothered with the zombies.

I don't remember where sadly, but I found an item called "undefined". It was not a bonus thing or a reward and couldn't be used for anything.

Despite all that, this is still f***ing fun.


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Road of the Dead Road of the Dead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfectly epic

Only drawbacks are collisions and helicopters. You can have a car all the way to the side, but somehow still hit it, and have you fucking tried beating helicopters on highway to hell? It just doesn't seem that well thought out, keeping to one side while being shot, all you can do is get lucky and not die. Aside from that, amazing game, refreshing. Also, props to TomaMoto for AWESOME voice acting, despite being forced to use words like "chumps" and "yo-yo's(?)".


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Evil-Dog responds:

"yo-yos" is from the 90s remake of Night of the Living Dead haha


Dragon Boy Dragon Boy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Welllll

This is like a really good Diablo-ripoff for flash; the gameplay, the sounds, the map, etc... Though you threw in your own twist (the dragon) and a pretty shitty plotline. Bonus points for one of those. I think the biggest issue was the balance, or lack of it. I found the second level (the Hill Top) so much harder than the rest, The Valley was easy and I breezed through the Graveyard. Oh, and Hard mode, I don't know but so far I'm not getting any new items in the store, so I have to beat the rest of it doing the same damage? At least when Diablo ran out of pictures for better items, they just reused the old ones and gave them better stats and cooler names. Sooo, I find this game lacking in originality but, still good. I mean...it's still fun.



Canabalt Canabalt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

2538 baby :)

I never got games like this. So simple yet so undeniably fascinating. Plus, the music is actually good and doesnt get annoying so that's bonus points.


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Sonny 2 Sonny 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Builds on an already good foundation

I like how the gameplay seemed familiar but noticeably new. I like the fact that you have well defined classes that work in different ways. I liked everything really, lol. Cutscenes were an awesome improvement. Oh but in the tunnel of illusions, that roach you fight, Gregor? He fucking pisses me off. Am i missing something? Is there some secret way to beat him easily?



Pico's School Pico's School

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

Simple, appealing, violent, classic. I love the random KMFDM reference btw.



The Last Stand 2 The Last Stand 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great

Haha, great game overall. There wasnt too much different from the first, but just enough to sorta refresh it. Oh and why did the fat zombies run like track stars? Theyre fat.....and theyre zombies.....


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Smileys War Smileys War

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dam good

Simple game but fucking addicting!